Hello, is this thing working? My potato voodoo doll of Mitch McConnel isn't killing him fast enough!

Someone had to do something, from the looks of it he has been immortal for some time. Luckily I bought this potato voodoo doll at the Idaho Farmers market. I keep poking it with toothpicks but nothing is happening!

Oh well, I give up. I think ill just eat it instead.