In yet another blow to Idahoans, a recent report by Idaho Spudsman correspondents reveals that Idaho still does not have an IKEA.

"I was sick of not having a IDANÄS bed to sleep in, or a MALM dresser to put my clothes in," reports our correspondent who was sleeping on the floor in a pile of laundry. "So I Googled 'IKEA Idaho'. What I found shocked me to my core.

While these conditions seem dire, several Idahoans are making due.

"I don't need cheap assemble-it-yourself furniture to live a fulfilled life. I live in my truck", said Mike the truck guy.

"What is IKEA? Is that an Antifa code-word?" said an anonymous concerned citizen.

While it seems IKEA has no plans for branching out to Idaho any time soon, Idahoan's are finding solace in the fact that there are plenty of other mom and pop furniture stores for us to buy our gun racks.